Some people are saying that Donald Trump is paying child support for three different illegitimate children he fathered by different undocumented workers that clean Trump Tower.
Some people are saying that the reason Donald Trump can't release his tax returns is because he has been making charitable donations to the Church of Satan.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump's manhood is so small that his own nickname for it is The Invisible Man.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump is such a dick because he's losing to a girl.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump is an illusion. It's really Rush Limbaugh in a really tight girdle.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump and Vladamir Putin are secretly planning to take over the world.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump is an illusion because he's really Sarah Palin in butch drag.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump really supports illegal immigration because he never would have gotten married without importing desperate gold-digging women.
Some people are saying that Donald Trump's manhood is so small it can properly be termed an "innie."
Isn't this fun? And remember, I'm not saying these things. These are things I heard from people who supposedly know.
